Accidental Kissing

There are lots of reasons why people say stupid things, sometimes it's because they speak before they think, other times because they think too much, and sometimes it's because they genuinely believe what they are saying is true.  Sometimes it's like when you answer wrong to the age old question "does this dress make me look fat?"  Well regardless of the reason people do and say things that could be described as senseless, and often all you can do is make a face like this.

One of my friends we'll call her Jane say's lots of these things.  To give you an example Jane once talked about how when she was growing up Jane and her friend Jess decided to buy 100 goldfish and kill them in different ways.  Another time Jane talked about putting wet cats in the microwave to dry them off.  Probably my favorite thing Jane said, occurred when we were discussing dating, and Hitch. Well Jane starts talking about kissing and how people can get the wrong idea sometimes, so we respond it's pretty obvious, and she says what if you accidentally kiss someone.  We were utterly dumbfounded.

Accidental kissing, how is that possible, you can't be like, oh hello there let me get really close to your face breathing all up in your business and maybe oops I accidentally placed my lips on yours for a bit, nope doesn't work that way.

 

#goodsenseisnotcommon #accidentalkissing #WHATface #stunned 

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Happy Thanksgiving

Happy thanksgiving to everyone and for those of you who put your tree up before now shame, shame on you look at this comic and learn your lesson.

Poor turkey
#thanksgiving #jk #lovetheholidays #whyissantafat #trees #poorturkey

How To Be A Man

Just in case you were wondering, here is a "Man"ual on How to be a Man.

#buzzfeed #howtobeaman #goodsenseisnotcommon #movember

Hoverboard

Holy crap I was looking around the internet for content then lo and behold like a wet noodle hitting you in the face Tony Hawk on a HoverBoard.   What will be next? let me know in the comments.

#epicwin #hoverboard #tonyhawk #hendo #cantwaitforlightsabers

Top Ten Wins 2

It's Thursday which means the week is almost over, and the weekend is almost here.  Here is a little boost to hold you  over, Top Ten Wins Number 2 here we go.

Number 10: This little guy who beat the mouse trap

Number 9: Those things with protons, neutrons, and electrons.

Number 8: A loose cannon moth who lives on the wild side

Number 7: This guy who saved the hood #gwatsky

Number 6: This sign that personifies my blog #goodsenseisnotcommon

 
 Number 5: This student who got an A in my book

 Number 4: Jimmy-rig level = expert

Number 3: This prisoner who used biology to his advantage

Number 2: this guy boss level = 1400

Number 1: Man level = I use a wrench to shave my face

#win #goodsenseisnotcommon #blenders #lightbulbs #savethehood

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Textbooks

What's the worst possible expense for a college student, i'm not quite sure, but textbooks rank high on the list.  I wonder if they were trying to find an answer to the question how can we charge the most possible money to probably the poorest people in the U.S.?  Welcome to college where after we charge you thousands in tuition we expect you to buy 400 dollar textbooks you will almost never use.

#textbookfail #punny #epicfail #college #studentlife #why

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Top Ten Fails 3

Hello Everyone welcome to Top Ten Thursday Fails third edition.

We'll just get right down to it,

Number 10:  This Shirt company who recently lost a designer

Number 9: Chocolate 1 Knife 0

 Number 8: This guy who tried the front wheelie

Number 7: This Guy who didn't read my last post

Number 6: This Lady who couldn't find the spacebar

Number 5: This guy who's a little too slow

Number 4: This person who Siri even pegged as a failure

Number 3: This person who obviously doesn't understand science

Number 2: This sign malfunction

Number One: This lady who forgot to duck

#fail #poppinbottles #atomsareinpaper #wine #siri #pokethebear

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