Saturday, November 29, 2014

Accidental Kissing

There are lots of reasons why people say stupid things, sometimes it's because they speak before they think, other times because they think too much, and sometimes it's because they genuinely believe what they are saying is true.  Sometimes it's like when you answer wrong to the age old question "does this dress make me look fat?"  Well regardless of the reason people do and say things that could be described as senseless, and often all you can do is make a face like this.


One of my friends we'll call her Jane say's lots of these things.  To give you an example Jane once talked about how when she was growing up Jane and her friend Jess decided to buy 100 goldfish and kill them in different ways.  Another time Jane talked about putting wet cats in the microwave to dry them off.  Probably my favorite thing Jane said, occurred when we were discussing dating, and Hitch. Well Jane starts talking about kissing and how people can get the wrong idea sometimes, so we respond it's pretty obvious, and she says what if you accidentally kiss someone.  We were utterly dumbfounded.


Accidental kissing, how is that possible, you can't be like, oh hello there let me get really close to your face breathing all up in your business and maybe oops I accidentally placed my lips on yours for a bit, nope doesn't work that way.


#goodsenseisnotcommon #accidentalkissing #WHATface #stunned 
photos courtesy of failblog.cheezburger.com


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