Accidental Kissing

There are lots of reasons why people say stupid things, sometimes it's because they speak before they think, other times because they think too much, and sometimes it's because they genuinely believe what they are saying is true.  Sometimes it's like when you answer wrong to the age old question "does this dress make me look fat?"  Well regardless of the reason people do and say things that could be described as senseless, and often all you can do is make a face like this.

One of my friends we'll call her Jane say's lots of these things.  To give you an example Jane once talked about how when she was growing up Jane and her friend Jess decided to buy 100 goldfish and kill them in different ways.  Another time Jane talked about putting wet cats in the microwave to dry them off.  Probably my favorite thing Jane said, occurred when we were discussing dating, and Hitch. Well Jane starts talking about kissing and how people can get the wrong idea sometimes, so we respond it's pretty obvious, and she says what if you accidentally kiss someone.  We were utterly dumbfounded.

Accidental kissing, how is that possible, you can't be like, oh hello there let me get really close to your face breathing all up in your business and maybe oops I accidentally placed my lips on yours for a bit, nope doesn't work that way.

 

#goodsenseisnotcommon #accidentalkissing #WHATface #stunned 

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Happy Thanksgiving

Happy thanksgiving to everyone and for those of you who put your tree up before now shame, shame on you look at this comic and learn your lesson.

Poor turkey
#thanksgiving #jk #lovetheholidays #whyissantafat #trees #poorturkey

How To Be A Man

Just in case you were wondering, here is a "Man"ual on How to be a Man.

#buzzfeed #howtobeaman #goodsenseisnotcommon #movember

Hoverboard

Holy crap I was looking around the internet for content then lo and behold like a wet noodle hitting you in the face Tony Hawk on a HoverBoard.   What will be next? let me know in the comments.

#epicwin #hoverboard #tonyhawk #hendo #cantwaitforlightsabers

Top Ten Wins 2

It's Thursday which means the week is almost over, and the weekend is almost here.  Here is a little boost to hold you  over, Top Ten Wins Number 2 here we go.

Number 10: This little guy who beat the mouse trap

Number 9: Those things with protons, neutrons, and electrons.

Number 8: A loose cannon moth who lives on the wild side

Number 7: This guy who saved the hood #gwatsky

Number 6: This sign that personifies my blog #goodsenseisnotcommon

 
 Number 5: This student who got an A in my book

 Number 4: Jimmy-rig level = expert

Number 3: This prisoner who used biology to his advantage

Number 2: this guy boss level = 1400

Number 1: Man level = I use a wrench to shave my face

#win #goodsenseisnotcommon #blenders #lightbulbs #savethehood

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Textbooks

What's the worst possible expense for a college student, i'm not quite sure, but textbooks rank high on the list.  I wonder if they were trying to find an answer to the question how can we charge the most possible money to probably the poorest people in the U.S.?  Welcome to college where after we charge you thousands in tuition we expect you to buy 400 dollar textbooks you will almost never use.

#textbookfail #punny #epicfail #college #studentlife #why

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Top Ten Fails 3

Hello Everyone welcome to Top Ten Thursday Fails third edition.

We'll just get right down to it,

Number 10:  This Shirt company who recently lost a designer

Number 9: Chocolate 1 Knife 0

 Number 8: This guy who tried the front wheelie

Number 7: This Guy who didn't read my last post

Number 6: This Lady who couldn't find the spacebar

Number 5: This guy who's a little too slow

Number 4: This person who Siri even pegged as a failure

Number 3: This person who obviously doesn't understand science

Number 2: This sign malfunction

Number One: This lady who forgot to duck

#fail #poppinbottles #atomsareinpaper #wine #siri #pokethebear

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Don't Poke the Bear

In honor of veterans day I have decided to post a story about my brother who I respect and look up to very much.  My brother is a U.S. Marine, and for those of you that don't know, that means he is a boss.  My brother has always been strong, and being in the military didn't change that, neither did it change his desire to stay away from alcohol.  Having that desire to stay away from alcohol automatically made him the designated driver.  Dealing with drunk people can be very interesting and I have personally found drunks to be pretty funny at times, mainly because drunks do stupid things.  My brother in response and preparation for being the designated driver, created a list of rules for any passengers in his car, these rules include:

1. If you are going to throw up tell me so I can pull over the car and you can puke outside of my car.
2. Don't get touchy feely, if you get touchy feely I will slam your head against the dashboard.
3. We leave when I say

These are the rules follow them or face the consequences.  Well one my brothers buddies decided to poke the bear and test my brother on rule number 2.  My brother without a seconds hesitation follows through on his threat and slams his buddies head on the dashboard.  His buddy starts freaking out going man why did you do that that hurt, to which my brother's simple reply came rule number 2. 

It's good to have fun just don't poke the bear.

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#dontpokethebear #brothers #goodsenseisnotcommon #awesome #followtherules

Top Ten Wins 1

Welcome to the edition of Top Ten Thursday, I decided to change it up a bit by posting the Top Ten Wins today.  Let these epic wins fuel your desire to do crazy things, and don't forget to always use Good Sense.

Number 10: I'm not sure how many attempts it took this guy to hit his target

Number 9: This dog that is now a lot more front heavy

Number 8: This dog who really needed a good back scratching

Number 7: Cat 0 : Doorstop 1

Number 6: This duck who decided he'd rather run

Number 5: This Mailman of Lacrosse

Number 4: This guy who obviously wasn't expecting this to work

Number 3: Giant Bubbles

Number 2: This kid who watched a little too much Fast and Furious

Number One: Kung Fu Bird, fear of all tigers

#epicwin, #awesomeness #goodsenseisnotcommon #crazyfun
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Old Spice Muscle Music

Sometimes the combination of ingenuity and boredom creates something stupid that hurts you.  Other times you create something awesome.

Thank you Old Spice
you make my day

#oldspice
#amazing
#terrycrews
#win
#awesome
This video comes from Old Spice

Top Ten Fails 2

Hey everyone it's that time again welcome to Top Ten Thursday round two.

Number 10: Real men wear pink, and eat sand.

Number 9: This football player who can't seem to get a break

Number 8: This grad student who decided to show off

Number 7: This guy who thought he saw it all

Number 6: Well at least he got the sheet off the table

Number 5: A reporter a little too focused on the story

Number 4: This guy who really needs an ambulance

Number 3: A skater who was very thirsty

Number 2: This guy who tried to show off

And finally,

Number 1: This guy who was trying to be Happy Gilmore

#fail #golf #lotsofwater #excitement

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do lemons and limes come from the same tree

Life is full of questions, sometimes people tell us the correct answer, other times people decide to tell us the answer they think is funny.  For the times when we are unsure of the trustworthiness of others we have the mighty search engine.  Recently I had a friend, we'll call her Jill who asked me a question that she must have asked when she was a kid and gotten the funny answer.  As I sought to answer her question a more reliable source was demanded, and so Almighty Google was called upon.  There are some questions you should have enough sense not to ask Google.

What was Jill's question you might ask "Do  Lemon's and Limes grow on the same tree?"  Of course they don't, what was more interesting is how apparently common the question is for Google.  Some other common questions that make me gawk at humanity include: Do eggs go Bad?, Why am I so tired?, Why can't I own a Canadian?, and When was I conceived?

#almightygoogle #fail #theitcrowd #lemonsandlimes
Video from the it crowd

Top Ten Fails 1

Hey everyone it's almost the end of the week so I decided to give you a boost to make it through till friday.  Welcome to the first ever Top Ten Thursday here are the top ten fails of this week:
Number 10 : This very angry skater who obviously has a problem with hills

 Number 9 : Those times when you should just stop trying

 Number 8: Baseball, training for yoga

Number 7:  the I-guard dog apples latest product

Number 6: TKO

Number 5: This guy who's a little overzealous

Number 4: This lazy mom

Number 3: This guy with no depth perception

Number 2: This guy with too much power

And Finally number one that poor guy that poor guy who never learned the danger of swimming caps.

#epicfail #thathurts #funny #gravity 

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