Top Ten Fails 2

Hey everyone it's that time again welcome to Top Ten Thursday round two.

Number 10: Real men wear pink, and eat sand.

Number 9: This football player who can't seem to get a break

Number 8: This grad student who decided to show off

Number 7: This guy who thought he saw it all

Number 6: Well at least he got the sheet off the table

Number 5: A reporter a little too focused on the story

Number 4: This guy who really needs an ambulance

Number 3: A skater who was very thirsty

Number 2: This guy who tried to show off

And finally,

Number 1: This guy who was trying to be Happy Gilmore

#fail #golf #lotsofwater #excitement

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do lemons and limes come from the same tree

Life is full of questions, sometimes people tell us the correct answer, other times people decide to tell us the answer they think is funny.  For the times when we are unsure of the trustworthiness of others we have the mighty search engine.  Recently I had a friend, we'll call her Jill who asked me a question that she must have asked when she was a kid and gotten the funny answer.  As I sought to answer her question a more reliable source was demanded, and so Almighty Google was called upon.  There are some questions you should have enough sense not to ask Google.

What was Jill's question you might ask "Do  Lemon's and Limes grow on the same tree?"  Of course they don't, what was more interesting is how apparently common the question is for Google.  Some other common questions that make me gawk at humanity include: Do eggs go Bad?, Why am I so tired?, Why can't I own a Canadian?, and When was I conceived?

#almightygoogle #fail #theitcrowd #lemonsandlimes
Video from the it crowd

Top Ten Fails 1

Hey everyone it's almost the end of the week so I decided to give you a boost to make it through till friday.  Welcome to the first ever Top Ten Thursday here are the top ten fails of this week:
Number 10 : This very angry skater who obviously has a problem with hills

 Number 9 : Those times when you should just stop trying

 Number 8: Baseball, training for yoga

Number 7:  the I-guard dog apples latest product

Number 6: TKO

Number 5: This guy who's a little overzealous

Number 4: This lazy mom

Number 3: This guy with no depth perception

Number 2: This guy with too much power

And Finally number one that poor guy that poor guy who never learned the danger of swimming caps.

#epicfail #thathurts #funny #gravity 

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Ifail, Phone of the Future

If you're not aware the new iphone 6 is having problems of a bending sort.

I have never owned an iphone, but I have always heard from those who do have an iphone that it is without comparison in the marketplace.  My friends blind loyalty to apple has made me very skeptical of apple and all their upgrades, to me iphone 1-5S have looked a little like this:

While I do respect the iphone, and admit apple has been at the top of their game in creating innovative quality products; their customer service has always been something to scoff at.  Combining the horrible customer service apple is known for, and this new bend innovation, we discover something that could cost apple a lot of customers.  I am curious what apple will do to solve this problem.  What's really interesting to me is that apple is charging between 106 and 129 dollars to fix a problem that is a design flaw and totally apple's fault. 

Way to go apple, i'm sure you'll come back from this.

#fail #thatsfunny #epicfail #ibend #bendgate #ifail #bluesteel

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and from samsung marketing genius

Ninja Kick The Damn Rabbit

Have you ever had someone come to you for advice and not known what to say.  A lot of times they'll ask you about something you don't even know anything about.  In those times when you're unsure of what possible advice you can give to a pms-ing girl who's wondering what dress she looks good in, or when a friend is wondering whether or not to go test out a squirrel suit, often, the best advice you can give is to go for it, even though it's crazy.  

Just tell them to be careful where they aim.

#epicfail #thatsfunny #poorguy #volleyball #nailedit #omg #facesdontgothatway

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video courtesy of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1

How long do you cook a corn dog in the microwave

Roommates, sometimes you don't know what they are thinking.  Have you ever walked into your apartment and wondered what that awful smell was, I have, this is one of those stories.  I've been cooking since I was twelve, and so reasonably my roommates come to me for advice.  One time I was asked how to make a corndog by a roommate I will call George, I like to bake my corndog's so I pointed to the oven and told him 20 minutes at 400 degrees, somewhere between 20 minutes and 400 degrees his attention shifted, and all logic left him.  14 minutes later a thick smell started descending on our apartment, instantly my gag reflex became hyperactive as I was coughing trying to breath, in this deadly air cocktail that wafted into the living room.  As I walked into the kitchen I discovered the source of the smell, a black mass in the microwave that used to be a corndog but now resembled nothing known to man.  I was incredulous as George told me that, in his loss of attention and logic, he thought I said to put the corndog in the microwave for 20 minutes.  The aftermath of George's short attention span forcibly scarred a smell and an image in my memory forever.